Valcenticomm

[Kitty's fiddling with the device, and for a second there's a brilliant green eye in front of the camera. Then she steps back, grinning.]

All right...testing, testing...is this thing on? Hallo, everyone, and welcome to the Valcentica network thingy! You should all have gotten these little devicey thingies that I am contractually bound to inform you are incredibly similar to but not actually iPads, and if you don't have one, um, I'm not sure how you're receiving this message, actually.

Uh, so, I think we've got the internet up and running...? Please don't tank our bandwidth by downloading, uh, [excessive amounts of porn] big files or whatever. This is why we have a cloud drive, people!

Let's see, what else...uh...oh yeah, wifi password is WednesdayAddams, all one word, W and A uppercase. Until one of you inevitably breaks it. So. Please don't. You don't want to know how much magical jury-rigging I had to do to get this place wifi-enabled. [Aside:] The router in Professor Trevelyan's classroom is probably not long for this world...

[She wipes her brow.] Anyway, that's about it! Hopefully I can answer any questions you might have about this new network. And, uh...please try not to test these tablet things to destruction. They bite.

[And without any further explanation of that, she cuts the feed.]